how do you become a lesbian?
You can get your all inclusive lesbian package at walmart or target. It comes with flannel, converse, a beanie and a tumblr account in your name all for $15.99 if you can’t afford that there’s a bisexual package for just $3.99 and included is a boyfriend because well…you know.
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold